Slow Comfortable Screw with a Pillow

Collins glass – with Ice
1 oz – Sloe Gin
½ oz – Southern Comfort
Fill with O.J.
Add a splash of Cream

Cream Sickle

3 oz Stem Glass – Chilled
Mixing glass – ¼ Ice
½ oz – Vodka
½ oz – Triple Sec
½ oz – O.J.
1 ½ oz – Cream
Blend and strain

Clue: Ice cream man from New Jersey named V.T.O

Pink Squirrel

3 oz Stem Glass – Chilled
Mixing glass – ¼ Ice
½ oz – White Cream de Cacao
½ oz – Crème de Almond (Noyaux)
2 oz – Cream
Blend and strain

Clue: Annoying Critters

Banshee

3oz Stem glass – chilled
Mixing cup – ¼ Ice
½ oz – White crème de Cacao
½ oz – Crème de banana
2 oz – Cream
Blend and stain

Clue: Banshee

Red Devil

½ oz – Vodka
½ oz – Triple Sec
½ oz – Lime Juice
½ oz – Amaretto
½ oz – Southern Comfort
½ oz – Sloe Gin
Fill with O.J.

Clue: Very Tough Landing on you’re A.S.S.O

Toasted Almond

Collins glass
1 oz – Kahlua
1 oz – Amaretto
Fill with Cream
Shake and Strain 

Clue: Toast in the A.M. with Coffee

White Wine Spritzer

Collins glass with Ice
½ Filled with White Wine
Fill with White Wine
Stir
Garnish: Lemon Twist

Clue: Spritzer think soda

Mellon Ball

Collins glass
1 oz – Vodka
Fill with O.J.
Float ½ oz – Midori

Clue: Very Odd Mellon

Scotch & Soda

1 oz – Scotch
Fill with Soda
Whiskey & Water
1 oz – Whiskey
Fill with Water

Scotch Manhattan/Rob Roy

Rocks (rocks) or Stem (up)
¼ oz – Sweet Vermouth
1 ¾ oz – Scotch
Garnish: Cherry

Vodka Gimlet

Rocks glass with Ice
1 ½ oz – Vodka
½ oz – Rose Lime Juice
Garnish: Lime squeeze

Gin Gimlet

Rocks glass with Ice
1 ½ oz – Gin
½ oz – Rose Lime Juice
Garnish: Lime squeeze

Screw Driver

Highball glass with Ice
1 oz – Vodka
Fill with O.J.

Whiskey Sour

Sour glass or Highball glass
Mixing cup, ¼ Filled with Ice
1 oz – Whiskey
2 oz – Sweet & Sour
Blend and strain
Garnish: Cherry

7 & 7

Highball glass
1 oz – 7 Crown Whiskey
Fill with 7-up

Vodka Collins

Collins glass, Filled with Ice
1 oz – Vodka
2 oz – Sweet & Sour
Fill with Soda
Stir
Garnish: Cherry

Brandy Separator

Highball glass
1 oz – Brandy
½ oz – Kahlua
Fill with Cream

Chi Chi

1 oz – Vodka
1 oz – Cream of Coconut syrup
2 oz – Pineapple syrup or 3 oz – Pina colada mix
Blend and strain
Garnish: Pineapple and Cherry

Kioki Coffee

Coffee mug
1 oz – Brandy
½ oz – Kahlua
Fill with Coffee
Top with whipped cream

Clue: Big Kids

Electric Margarita

½ oz – Blue Curcao
1 ½ oz – Sweet & Sour
1 oz – Tequila
Garnish: Lime

Woo Woo

Collins glass
1 oz – Vodka
1 oz – Peach Schnapps
Fill with Cranberry Juice

Clue: Very Pretty Car

Irish Coffee

Coffee mug
1 sugar cube
1 oz – Irish Whiskey
Fill with Coffee
Top with whipped cream

Madras

Highball glass
1 oz – Vodka
½ Filled with O.J.
½ Filled with Cranberry Juice

Champagne Cocktail

Champagne glass
1 Sugar cube
1 Drop of Bitters
Fill with Champagne
Garnish: Lemon Twist

Clue: B.S.

Gibson

Dash 1/8 oz Dry Vermouth
1 ¾ oz – Gin
Garnish: Onion

Clue: Gibsonion

Godfather

Rocks glass
1 oz Scotch
½ oz Amaretto

Clue: Shoots Assholes

Stinger

Rocks glass withIce
1 ½ oz Brandy
½ oz White Crème de Menthe
Stir

Clue: Bees & Wasps

Gin & Tonic

Highball glass with Ice
1 oz Gin
Fill with Tonic
Garnish: Lime squeeze

Clue: tonic drinks get lime squeeze

Cape Cod

Highball glass
1 oz Vodka
Filled with Cranberry Juice

Dry Scotch Manhatten/Dry Rob Roy

¼ oz Dry Vermouth
1 ¾ oz Scotch
Garnish: Lemon twist

Seabreeze

Highball glass
1 oz vodka
½ Filled with Cranberry Juice
½ Filled with Grapefruit Juice

Wine Cooler

Collins glass
½ Filled with Red wine or White wine
Filled with 7-up
Garnish: Cherry

After 8

Shot
1/3 oz Baileys
1/3 oz Kahlua
1/3 oz White Crème de Menth

Clue: Bitch in the Kitchen drinking crème de menth

Rum & Coke

Highball glass with Ice
1 oz Light Rum
Fill with Coke

White Russian

Rocks glass
1 oz Vodka
½ oz Kahlua
Float Cream

Rusty Nail

Rocks glass
1 oz Scotch
½ oz Drambuie

Clue: Step Down on a rusty nail

Baybreeze

Highball glass
1 oz Vodka
½ Filled with Cranberry Juice
½ Filled with Pineapple Juice

Cadillac Margarita

1 oz Cuervo 1800
½ oz Grand Marnie
1 ½ oz Sweet & Sour
Garnish: extra shot of Grand Marnie
Use best liquors for this drink

Orgasm

Shot glass
1/3 oz Baileys
½ oz Amaretto
1/3 oz Kahlua

Clue: Best on the B.A.K.

Mud Slide

Shot glass
1/3 oz Vodka
1/3 oz Baileys
1/3 oz Kahlua

Clue: Screaming Bitch in the Kitchen

Southern Comfort Manhattan

Rocks or Stem
¼ oz Dry Vermouth
1 ¾ oz Southern Comfort
Garnish: Cherry

Clue: Sweet (So Co) Dry (Vermouth) Sweet (Cherry)

Mai Tai

Collins glass with Ice
1 oz Rum
½ oz Crème de Almond
1 ½ oz Sweet –n- sour
Float Meyers Rum
Garnish: Cherry

Sex on the Beach

Collins glass
1 oz Peach Schnapps
½ oz Vodka
½ Filled with Cranberry Juice
½ Filled with Pineapple Juice

Clue: Very Pretty Chicks Pregnant

Blow Job

Shot glass
½ oz Kahlua
½ oz Baileys
Topped with whipped cream

Clue: Bitch in the Kitchen

Alabama Slammer

Collins glass
½ oz Amaretto
1 oz Southern Comfort
½ oz Sloe Gin
Fill with O.J.

Clue: A.S.S.O.

Collins Mix

Sweet –n- sour
Soda

Pink Lady

Stemmed glass, chilled
Mixing cup, ¼ filled with Ice
1 oz Gin
½ oz Grenadine
1 ½ oz Cream
Blend and Strain

Clue: pink lady named G.G.

Grasshopper

Stemmed glass, chilled
Mixing cup, ¼ filled with Ice
½ oz – White crème de cacao
½ oz – Green crème de Menthe
2 oz – Cream
Blend and strain

Clue: green grasshopper drinking cacao

Cuba Libre

Highball glass with Ice
1 oz Light Rum
Fill with Coke
Garnish: Lime

Clue: same as rum and coke except add lime

Old Fashion

In Rocks glass, place
Orange Wedge
Cherry
1 sugar cube or tsp sugar
2 dashes Bitters
Dash Soda
Mash together
Fill glass with Ice
Add 1 oz – Bourbon

Clue: old fashions are B.S. B.S. that eat Oranges & Cherry’s

Bloody Mary

Collins glass filled with Ice
1 oz Vodka
2 dashes Pepper
2 dashes Salt
2 dashes Celery salt
4 drops Worcestershire sauce
1 drop Tabasco (optional)
Fill with Tomato Juice or Fill with Bloody Mary mix instead of spices and tomato juice.
Stir Well
Garnish: Celery stick and/or lime

Grayhound

Highball glass filled with Ice
1 oz – Vodka
Fill with Grapefruit Juice
Stir Well

Salty Dog

Highball glass filled with Ice
Salt frosting on rim
1 oz – Vodka
Fill with Grapefruit Juice
Stir well

Tequila Sunrise

Collins glass filled with Ice
1 oz Tequila
Fill with O.J.
Stir well
Top with ½ oz Grenadine
Stir lightly
Garnish: Cherry

Martini

Rock glass filled with Ice
Dash (1/8 oz) – Dry Vermouth
1 ¾ oz – Gin
Garnish: Olive

Perfect Scotch Manhattan or Perfect Rob Roy

Rock glass filled with Ice
1/8 oz – Dry Vermouth
1/8 oz – Sweet Vermouth
1 ¾ oz – Scotch
Garnish: Lemon twist

Godmother

Rock glass filled with Ice
1 ½ oz – Vodka
½ oz – Amaretto
Stir

Black Russian

Rock glass filled with Ice
1 ½ oz – Vodka
½ oz – Kahlua
Stir

Clue: Black (think Kahlua) Vodka (think Russian)

Sombrero

Rock glass filled with Ice
1 ½ oz – Kahlua
½ oz – Cream
Stir well

Clue: sombrero is white (cream)

Long Island Ice Tea

Collins glass filled with ice
½ oz – Vodka
½ oz – Gin
½ oz – Tequila
½ oz – Triple Sec
½ oz – Rum
2 oz – Sweet & Sour
Splash of Coke
Stir
Garnish: Lemon twist

Singapore Sling

Collins glass filled with Ice
½ oz Grenadine
1 oz – Gin
2 oz – Sweet & Sour
Stir Well
Fill with Soda
Top with ½ oz Cherry Flavored Brandy
Garnish: Cherry

Clue: Tom Collins wearing Red Shoes & Red Hat

Pina Colada

Collins glass filled with Ice
Mixing cup, ¼ filled with Ice
1 oz – Light Rum
1 oz – cream of Coconut syrup
2 oz – Pineapple syrup or 3 oz Pina Colada mix
Blend & strain
Garnish: Pineapple stalk and/or cherry

Sloe Gin Fizz

Collins glass
Mixing cup, ¼ filled with Ice
1 oz – Sloe Gin
2 oz – Sweet & Sour
Fill with Soda
Garnish: Cherry

Vodka Collins

Collins glass filled with Ice
1 oz – Vodka
2 oz – Sweet & Sour
Stir well
Fill with Soda
Stir Slightly
Garnish: Cherry

Tom Collins

Same as Vodka Collins except use Gin

Clue: Tom & Gerry

John Collins

Same as Vodka Collins except use Whiskey

Clue: John Wayne (whiskey drinker)

Joe Collins

Same as Vodka Collins except use Scotch

Clue: Joe Shmo

Mexican Coffee

Coffee mug
½ oz – Tequila
½ oz – Kahlua
Fill with hot Coffee
Top with whipped cream

Jamaican Coffee

Coffee mug
½ oz – Rum
½ oz – Tia Maria
Fill with hot Coffee
Top with whipped cream

Mimosa

Collins glass filled with Ice
½ – fill with Champagne
½ fill with O.J.
Stir gently

Tequila Sunset

Collins glass filled with Ice
1 oz – Tequila
Fill with O.J.
Stir well
Float ½ oz Blackberry Brandy
Garnish: Cherry

Zombie

Collins glass filled with Ice
Mixing cup ¼ filled with Ice
1 oz – Dark Rum
1 oz – Light Rum
½ oz – crème de almond
½ oz – Triple Sec
1 oz – O.J.
1 oz – Sweet & Sour
Blend & strain
Float ½ oz – 151 proof Rum
Garnish: cherry

Dirty Mother

Rock glass filled with Ice
1 ½ oz – Brandy
½ oz – Kahlua